parliamentrook:

bogleech:

when I’m just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos

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ugh yeah that’s the good shit

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spyhedg:

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commission for @meanmelter

Anonymous asked:

Rin is your dog single?

toskarin:

toskarin:

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I hate to tell you this because this is something I’ve been shielding you from like christ on the cross, but I’ve had several of those

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like this

everythingfox:

THEM

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pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

the rule34 sites are like. such a unique landscape. they have to be the sites that have the most users so out of touch with their core concept. “if it exists theres porn of it”. a simple premise, no? tell that to the people who act like they need their eyes bleached when they see a video of masterchief and doom guy, 2 conventionally attractive men, fuck eachother.

also the amount of people i see complain about mpreg images is so funny. “wtf. 2 guys fucking eachother? and getting each other pregnant? you can’t get pregnant through the ass!” like my guy, this is an image of 2 buff lizard people with cocks wider than their head making so much cum they could fill an olympic-sized swimming pool. the fact that one of them is getting pregnant here is not the standalone unrealistic thing in the image stop tryna pretend it is so you can dunk on mpreg. like we know you can’t get pregnant through the ass were on rule34.xxx do you think we’re here for realistic porn?

the upside is you get images like this

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nah this aint gonna get any notes. i posted it in the middle of the night and its about rule34 and mpreg which arent popular topics on tumblr.

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bro trust me it aint gonna work this post aint gonna blow up cause you keep rebloggin every week

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fourstarsandahamster:
“unpretty:
“durnesque-esque:
“pea-gravel:
“afeelgoodblog:
“Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
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It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped...

fourstarsandahamster:

unpretty:

durnesque-esque:

pea-gravel:

afeelgoodblog:

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

Article here | Organization here

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

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why are we sleeping on this

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nepsah:

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updated reference for my druid goat satyr, kuruha (he/him)

radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

Every conservative moral panic, allowed to run its course, eventually devolves into histrionics about Satan

In mainstream conservative Christian thought, Satan is the sole font from which all evil flows. As a result, anything considered abnormal, transgressive, or offensive to Christian cultural hegemony, and in particular white Christian cultural hegemony - variously communism, Black civil rights, homosexuality, transgender existence - is regarded as explicitly inspired by Satan. Consequently many Christians are unable to perceive their ideological enemies as human, but rather demonic forces threatening their way of life. Inevitably, this leads to genocidal rhetoric becoming not only acceptable but perceived as a measured response. Eventually, the actual social issue the outrage was ostensibly about becomes almost an afterthought - subsumed into righteous calls for good Christian soldiers to do battle against the forces of the devil so clearly arrayed against them.

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kittilumpo:

this poor fucking bird:

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cryptotheism:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

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powerburial:

fruitpilled-peachcel:

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gonna call in a shitter like it’s a medevac helicopter and I’m a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace

dave matthews band drone warfare

This is how Elvis got to heaven

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